strawtography:

iceeyu:

cmkz:

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012:

AND NOW!

welp. 

“Is that her ring?” I asked.

………oh god.

“TO THE PATIO!”

“Still, he was very old and feeble, and there were two visitors.” …. Thank you Mister Lovecraft.

(via strawlyn)

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